Please come to the kitchen

Imagine if you had a PA system in your house like Walmart or something.......what would it say?

Today mine would sound something like this:

Good afternoon Morgan residents!

Would the lost brain please come to the kitchen,

your owner is waiting there for you.

She cant seem to find you anywhere.

Thank you and have a wonderful day!

Some days I'm pretty sure I am so scatter brained it is not funny